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theonion:

Report: Countless Invasive Species Detained In EPA Black Sites

This is literally what my job is

theonion:

Report: Countless Invasive Species Detained In EPA Black Sites

This is literally what my job is

Doggy dreams

Doggy dreams

losinglimbs:

it figures that the first boy i let kiss me gives me an incurable disease. that’s what i get for letting a boy touch me. that and a signed ticket to fucking hell because i am surely going there now. i hope he pays 

cultofsaints:

Love at first sight
'eyeball licker' by Suehiro Maruo


Maddi can we try this

cultofsaints:

Love at first sight

'eyeball licker' by Suehiro Maruo

Maddi can we try this

(via losinglimbs)

these are the photos im showing my children 

I have the best farmer’s tan in the whole goddamn world

I have the best farmer’s tan in the whole goddamn world

(Source: losinglimbs)

losinglimbs:

kneeplay5:

there was a $50 plush fish at the aquarium and it was as big as Maddi and I wanted to get it for so badly because she honestly couldve used it as a sleeping bag

Yeah and guess who is mean and didn’t buy me the $50 plush fish at the aquarium 

She also locked herself out of the hotel because she went outside to try to pick flowers and forgot to bring the key with her

losinglimbs:

kneeplay5:

there was a $50 plush fish at the aquarium and it was as big as Maddi and I wanted to get it for so badly because she honestly couldve used it as a sleeping bag

Yeah and guess who is mean and didn’t buy me the $50 plush fish at the aquarium 

She also locked herself out of the hotel because she went outside to try to pick flowers and forgot to bring the key with her

there was a $50 plush fish at the aquarium and it was as big as Maddi and I wanted to get it for so badly because she honestly couldve used it as a sleeping bag

there was a $50 plush fish at the aquarium and it was as big as Maddi and I wanted to get it for so badly because she honestly couldve used it as a sleeping bag

(Source: losinglimbs)

kingcheddarxvii:

emmagrant01:

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

Do you ever see something just that fills you with such pure sadness and empathy for the human condition 

kingcheddarxvii:

emmagrant01:

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

Do you ever see something just that fills you with such pure sadness and empathy for the human condition 

(via history1970s)

losinglimbs:

I lol usually impulsively take.off my seat belt and kiss Joseph on the highway. But earlier i had coffee and.morning breath and my hair got caught in his septum with killer mike blasting on the radio

Isnt that romantic

On our last night together I took her to a Cajun restaurant because she wanted to try crawfish but I broke down like a minute after getting our orders so she told the waiter I was sick and I left like 40% tip and then cried really hard in the parking lot as she held me tight.

This is such a good photo of us

This is such a good photo of us

(Source: losinglimbs)

(Source: losinglimbs)

All together I think I cried about six times after dropping Maddi off at the airport and I want to make it seven or eight right now but my coworkers aren’t worthy of seeing my tears.