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It’s awesome that the realization I don’t know what I want to do with my life hit me on the middle of the semester so I can really feel like I’m wasting money at college.

superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

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"He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."

from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.”  (via internetexplorers)

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nosdrinker:

sanzusi:

did you know that Ole Miss’ nickname and mascot was almost the “Ole Miss Massas” as in the name slaves called their masters?

it came in a close second to “Ole Miss Rebels”, the name they have today

did you also know that their nickname “Ole Miss” itself is a slave term for a plantation owners wife?

did y’all know i have real beef with Mississippi

their mascot up until 2003 was literally a plantation owner

http://thedmonline.com/um-students-football-players-disrupt-play/ and not mention the entire 60’s where they threw firebombs and rioted because of integration fuck ole miss

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losinglimbs

losinglimbs

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Like do they even make tuxedos for toddlers? What about a black and white pacifier too

I just got asked to be the best man at my friends wedding and like I’m not even a man im a small child so this is v intense

mijita00:

olgi rules my world or at least facebook experience

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powerburial:

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

if they can’t see my face, its like im not here

powerburial:

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

if they can’t see my face, its like im not here

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Ummmm I’m doing well mom

Ummmm I’m doing well mom

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